Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
