a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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