Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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