How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
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