I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Two words: nipple clamps
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