I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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