yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
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