that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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