During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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