I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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