I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Fuck appropriateness.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
it's like heaven, but drunker
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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