Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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