THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Randomize
