Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
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