Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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