Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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