I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
operation have a gay friend backfired
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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