Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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