i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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