What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
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