Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
His hands were made for my vagina.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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