Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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