I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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