The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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