That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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