To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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