I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
True strength comes from lack of pants
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