found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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