Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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