Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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