i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Two words: nipple clamps
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