well you can't waste a boner
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Randomize
