"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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