He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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