At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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