He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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