how can u be prego again
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Randomize
