last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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