If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
