found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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