im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Sext me about skeletons
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