We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
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