And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
