there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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