You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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