please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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