I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
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