Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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