he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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