At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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